It was in the news the other day that the city of New York was having an alligator problem. It seemed one of our northern brethren, probably a guy in short pants wearing black nylon socks and sandals, decided his pet alligator, which he’d likely purchased in Florida, was too big for his home. The reptile was disposed of in one of the ponds in Central Park. Well, nature took … [Read more...] about New Yorkers, Alligators and the Good Lord’s Karma
A Trip to the Spa
“You need a facial,” Better Half announced as if she’d just received a message from God. “Huh,” this husband replied, not wanting to be disturbed. The boys of summer were back, and a conversation about anything other than baseball was far from my mind. “I SAID you need a facial,” she repeated ten decibels higher as if emphasizing my need for a hearing aid. … [Read more...] about A Trip to the Spa
Homespun-Volume Three
The dreaded tool of interruption rang, and that strange vibe that signals trouble ran up my spine. This man can sense danger quicker than a firefighter can sniff out a hot spot that’s ready to flair. “You gonna answer that?” Better Half asked between bites of scrambled eggs. “Nope,” I replied. “It’s our oldest daughter wanting to put me to work. Who told her I wasn’t flying … [Read more...] about Homespun-Volume Three
Homespun Volume 3-Drafted for Wedding Duty
Nothing can define a perfectly good weekend better than a warm February day with Southern breezes kissing one’s face. As I gazed at my red and white bobber from my comfortable perch on the pier, my heart glowed with contentment. The minnow on my hook was in no danger; in fact, it was swimming laps of boredom. Even the smallest of brains knew the water was much too … [Read more...] about Homespun Volume 3-Drafted for Wedding Duty
Life Lessons Learned in an Old-Time Barbershop
It’s a simple place, one that has defied the ravages of time, where men are still earthy men. Imagine there’s a picture of Floyd giving Andy a trim on the wall. Adding to the atmosphere are stacks of magazines, some of which have been here since Ronald Regan was president. Not that anyone cares to read while waiting their turn; it’s much more pleasant to listen and … [Read more...] about Life Lessons Learned in an Old-Time Barbershop
